WAHWAH - GOURMET - BURGER - WINE BAR
Dish of d' day ~ "Hindu island + Funky China-man = one amazing Burger"...

A TRUE STORY

Once upon a time, not too long ago, somewhere in the heart of ole' Shanghai in the middle of Middle Kingdom @ the then world famous "Spaghetti Junction" where the "Shanghai Noodle" once ruled, rumor has it that "Shanghai Noodle" was stolen and duplicated by an oversea adventurer cum' bull-shit-artist Mr. PoPo who smuggled the all but dried up noodle back to the boot-shape Isle of Macaroni, the noodle was accidentally re-hydrated by his cuddly MaMaPoPo and was shamelessly re-named "Spaghetti" after the junction... With the entire world conquered with "Spaghetti" by storm almost over-night and brought shame so enormous that the Emperor of Middle Kingdom had no option but to order an immediate name changed to "Lion Head Junction" after the peoples' favorite "Lion Head Roadside Dumpling Bar"...
That's another story..

"Lion Head" is a wholesome home-cooking dish concocked by MaMaWahWah with hand chopped minced pork padded into the shape of a palm-size ball resembling the head of a male lion braised with Pak-Choy and tons of garlic to be consumed sandwiched in a steaming hot Chinese rice flour bun dripping with it's own gravy designed for rice farmer to take to field as a nourishing and fulfilling brunch to last the whole day of hard work… Soon after the name changed, BabyWahWah, a black hair Gemini Pig, while MaMaWahWah was cooking her one and only dish "Lion Head", was born on the spanking clean kitchen floor with the help of a certain gold digging foreign devil from the Wild Wild West named Mr. Big Fat Mac posing as a gynee to con his way into the normally secrete kitchen to help MaMaWahWah with the delivery.... Totally un - aware of the possibility of another potential national treasure was about to be stolen yet again...
History does repeat it self..

Not too long after that, Mr. Big Mac ran out of gold nuggets and was forced to go back to the Wild Wild West totally skinned, out of pure despreration, with a spark of genius, he substituted the "Lion's Head" with whatever disposable gristle of beef and spare parts of Horny Old Cow from his parents' practically bankrupted Big Mac Farm, chopped them all up and added tons of M.S.G. which he also pocketed from the Middle Kingdom to enhance the almost rotten minced "compound" and padded into a "Lion Head" look-alike ball.... With no fuel to cook in the kitchen, he slapped the meat ball onto the make-shift BBQ pit, the meat ball somewhat flatten after pressing and flipping, to make sure no one will dye eating "IT", the patty was charred to death before sandwiched into a toasted staled bun made from wheat flour and stuffed with lettuce, tomato, onion slices, tomato ketchup and practically whatever junks were lying around his mother's kitchen and re-named it "Burger" which he sold from a temporary roadside stall he set up outside the farm... It became an instant hit, Big Fat Mac has since opened thousands of franchises all over the world, leaving MaMaWahWah or rather the Middle Kingdom high and dry yet again on billions of US$ worth of potential royalty not to mentioned another round of loss of face in epic proportion for the Middle-Kingdom ....
The beginning of the end of health food..

One fine stormy night under the full blue moon back in 2008' on the Island of Gods, somewhere between KuDeTa and The Legian Hotel in the trendy Seminyak, with the brewing of global recession clouds over the horizon of Indian Ocean. BabyWahWah, now a over -grown not too young man, decided the time has come to revive the faded glory of his MaMaWahWah's beloved "Lion Head" by re-inventing the down & out image of "Burger" back to the it's original status of healty & wholesome home cooking.. Using only the never been frozen & most well-hung Wagyu Tenderloin Steak from Margaret river, somewhere in southwest of Aussie LaLaLand, with all the bad fat brutally removed except the marbling (Unsaturated Fat), 2 years in the making, "WW" Burger is probably the one and only Zero-Bad-Fat Wagyu Steak chopped up and cross dressed to look like a burger, was conceived by WahWah for any Tom, Dick or Harry's Oral Pleasure..
A legend was re -born..